1: To My Best Friend

Dear Manny,
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You're fucking awesome. The End. LOL JOKE I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A WHOLE FUCKING MISSION OF A LETTER!
Basically I love you, loads. You're the most awesome person I know and I dont know what I would have turned out to be like if I'd never met you. Probably fucking boring.
You're the only person who can make me laugh as to the point of silence and snorting. Except myself. I do make myself lol sometimes. But thats just sad. So dont go talking about that!! But back on track.
You're a talented fool who soooo deserves to be paid for being funny. Or be in TV or something like that!
We've had so many good times!
Halloween. HATCHET!! I cant believe I chose the fucking porn star *face palm*, we all died except Andrew! Well, he died at the end.
Bowling for Soup! Yes mother fucker! That was amazing, even though I was violated by those fat old guys! Blerghh!!
Naruto is funny stuff, I have officially decided you are Jiraya! End of! I'm still deciding who I am... Sasuke or Shikamaru? Hmm... But anyway You're the PERVY SAGEE! WOO!
Um to be honest this is kinda pointless... but I thought it'd be a good way to tell you how much I looooove you in a sisterly way!
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I'm pretty sure you'll get some kind of sexy model wife (who's lovely) and have uber awesome kinds... one called Mikey *winkwink*. Whoever you fall in love with, Manny, is gonna be one lucky bitch! Coz you're one of the coolest, nicest and most interesting people I've ever met and I do indeed hope you'll always be in my life!
(fingers crossed we'll be in some of the same classes together next year!)

I love you!
Lots of Love!
Your 'little sister'
<3